10 Horrible Cat Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Actually Good!

We can all use a good laugh sometimes, no? Well, here’s a good reason to!

Just wait until you read some of these. Corny as some of them are, we’re sure they’ll bring a smile to your face today!

#1 One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me: “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue.”

#2 What do you call a cat in a station wagon?

A car-pet.

#3 What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

Why, a catastrophe, of course!

#4 A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.

“Are you a cat?” asked the man, surprised.

“Yes,” the cat replied.

“What are you doing at the movies??” the man asked.

“Well,” said the cat. “I liked the book.”

#5 Since my cat is getting old, I’m gonna start calling him by a new name…


#6 My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray.

Turns out she just had the movie on paws.

#7 How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can.

#8 What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

“I’M PAW!”

9. What is a French cat’s favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse!

10. What is cleverer than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!