We can all use a good laugh sometimes, no? Well, here’s a good reason to!
Just wait until you read some of these. Corny as some of them are, we’re sure they’ll bring a smile to your face today!
#1 One of my neighbors owns several cats. On a recent visit, she introduced them to me: “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract, that’s Alogue.”
#2 What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A car-pet.
#3 What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
Why, a catastrophe, of course!
#4 A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him.
“Are you a cat?” asked the man, surprised.
“Yes,” the cat replied.
“What are you doing at the movies??” the man asked.
“Well,” said the cat. “I liked the book.”
#5 Since my cat is getting old, I’m gonna start calling him by a new name…
GrandPAW.
#6 My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray.
Turns out she just had the movie on paws.
#7 How is cat food sold?
Usually purr can.
#8 What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
“I’M PAW!”
9. What is a French cat’s favorite pudding?
Chocolate mousse!
10. What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A spelling bee!
